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English Pronunciation

sunglasses-in-space-zala:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I can do all but seven words (I counted), and three of them are names (aka. cheating). I have a New England accent though, so I’d imagine there’s be a tussle over a couple words if I did an audio post.

For those that are unaware, Arkansas is pronounced “Ark-an-saw.” I didn’t know there were people that didn’t know this.

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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