last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
#Brotus#WHY DOST THOU SLAY ME AT THAT BAR WHICH GIRLS DANCE SO OUTRAGEPUSLY#THOU#CALL ME A BITCH AND SO MINE BED SHAL BE EMPTY#WO IS ME#BRO IS ME#THOU HAST MADE TERRIBLE ERROR IN JUDGMENT OF THE ANCIENT#BRO CODE (via)
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF